When Sam-I-am persists in pestering a grumpy grouch to buy a bag of alts, the grouch turns abusive and violent – teaching us all that we should buy and hold only bitcoin!
I am Sam
Sam I am
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam I am
Then… would you like to buy my alts?
They’re nice and tasty with some salt.
I’m already salty, Sam.
Your altcoin shilling is a scam.
I’ve bought enough of all your alts,
The fact I have them is your fault!
Hmmm. But how about some XRP?
It’s oversold as it can be!
Sam. I do not want your XRP,
It’s going to crash as you can see.
And I already have a ton
Of worthless alts and that is one!
Well how about some Bitcoin Cash?
Some EOS, TRON, IOTA, DASH?
I know your bags are heavy, sir,
But take whichever you prefer!
Sam. I have them all (no BTC).
My bags are heavy as can be.
In fact you are the very reason.
You told me it would be alts season!
Ah yes, the alts will soon explode!
Back the truck up! Buy a load!
Don’t miss the train, it’s leaving soon.
And we’ll be going to the moon!
Your altcoins suck, you stupid clown
The only road they’re on is down.
And every time they try to climb,
Bitcoin spikes another time!
The perfect time to buy more cheap!
I really think you’d love a heap.
I’ll do a deal on Doge or BAT
What would you say to one like that?
I think I have a better plan,
For where to put your altcoins, Sam.
Now turn around; this might feel wrong:
I’ll shove them back where they belong!
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